The shittiest up-to-date blog that is still somewhat active.

Meditate on the title of this post and don't set any expectations for TXOJ. Being up-to-date is not what this blog is known for—neither is spelling. Deal with it.

With that said lets carry on my wayward sons...or backward sons--because we be back trackin' on this blog to cover what this great city of Austin has been offering in the last few weeks.

The week before Spring Break my future husband, Demetri Martin, decided to make a trip and come visit me--and 999 other UT students. It's cool, our relationship is open and he's not too aware of it. RSVP for our wedding in the commentary box.

After waiting in line for a total of 5 hours for this gem he was definitely worth the wait. Just thinking of his sexy ethnic Greek nose makes me want Spicy Pickles' Greek Salad even more. We were made to have vegetarian Greek baby nosed children. Dear Demetri, I want to jump on it while you draw a graph on how my stalkerism of you is in relation to the hots you have for me.