Yale Art major Aliza Shvarts made headlines yesterday morning when she announced her exhibition for her senior art project--she also proved what a bat shit crazy nut shell she is.
What's the project you ask? finger painting? splatter paint? coloring in the lines? Oh no, that's amateur. Crazy claimed her art exhibit would be a documentation of a nine month process in which she would artificially inseminate herself (with a turkey baster of all things--she must suffer from peniphobia as well) and then kill her baby by a self induced abortion with "natural drugs." The exhibit would include recorded videos of the miscarriages (yea, plural) as well as preserved collections of blood from the process (preserved in Vaseline and displayed with plastic sheeting).
Shvarts claims her project is meant to spark conversation between art and human body, and that she was not going for "shock value." Uh, then why didn't she just go to the Playboy Mansion and get her boobies painted? Least she would then get a cocktail or two and enjoy a party. I'd take that any day over sitting at home and turkey basting myself. Am I, right?
After Yale University was stormed with media and outraged activist, the university announced that the exhibit was all a hoax and that the miscarriages never took place. Right. I bet they're just trying to save their asses because they accepted such a nut job. But for the sake of believing what you read...the art exhibit is now just a display of her menstrual cycle. exciting. That means girls next time you go into a bathroom look in the trash can--you could be looking at what some would consider art. Oh, the world we live in.
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