Friday, April 25, 2008

Chatting capability on FB = Me flunking out of UT.

Mark Zuckerberg, YOU WHORE.

Must you add the chatting capabilities?! Is this a conspiracy against AIM? Because, quite frankly, I'm not ready to let my screen name (Hollisterkisseybaby4u05) go.

Do you just want me to flunk out of college? Why do you have to put your voodoo on a site that I've already sold my soul to?! I'm talking when I meet Peter at the the pearly gates I'll be sporting a "Property of Facebook" on my chest like I'm fucking Hester Prim and it's the Scarlet Letter--or phrase. 

I only hope when I'm condemned to Hell they will be spinning Nelly's "Its gettin' hot in hurr" and have Dos Equis on tap.

Facebook, I hate you (but I love you).


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of hearing about this-- No offense, tx oj, but really... for the past week, all I hear about is how facebook has increased distraction of us poor little college students once more. I just don't understand-- the chat application has included the capability to be turned off! If it's really going to ruin your life so much... then just press the little red button! Ever since chat was added, I turned it off and went on with my life. Yes, I'm just as much addicted to facebook as every other unproductive college student... but I'm not going to let another stupid application add to my normal fbook distractions (atleast not until I'm done with finals).
So basically, if you're really concerned about the effect chat will have on you/your grades- please stop complaining and turn it off. It will be much appreciated by your friends :) thanks.