DG AnchorSlam

The Texas Wranglers and Delta Gamma Sorority are hosting a 3-on-3 basketball tournament April 19th from 11am-3pm at the Clark Field Basketball Courts. The event is open to all UT students, and will include food, music, free t-shirts, gift certificates for those who simply fail to be number one in life, and a grand prize that will include a signed basketball by UT's Men's Basketball Team. (However, if DG makes the grand prize include 7 Minutes in Heaven with Matt Hill--I'll pump up my Jordans and dunk Nike Air style over all of you bitches...I just want to run my fingers through his curls all inappropriately.)

Proceeds from the event will directly benefit the Texas School for the Blind and Visually impaired.

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I hope Delta Gamma is pushing for everyone to dress in 70's at this event, or go all out Semi-Pro style with head bands, tube socks, and short basketball shorts. Sorry, all I can think of is Will Ferrell now when I think of basketball--no matter how shitty his movies are I still giggle at them like a Japanese school girl in a Hello Kitty store. What can I say, I'm just a sucker for spandex, afros, and great chest hair.

(Now do you get my obsession with Matt Hill?)