An armed robbery just took place at the RLM building on the 11th floor. Suspect was wearing a black mask and approximately 6' tall. If seen, contact UTPD immediately by calling 911.
Isn't RLM the engineering building? My money is on some failing freshman who is already on probation, and he is just stealing his professor's computer to hack in and change his grades. Mommy and Daddy already threatened to make him move home and attend El Centro.
That entire scenario is completely made up. Don't quote me. Don't hassle me when we find out serious shit actually went down. Regardless, this is the busiest week for UTPD...good to know they're actually good for something that doesn't include passing out MIPs.
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Everyone knows that RLM is the most insecure, unsafe building on campus. All that in spite of having the most stuff that could kill you in a femtosecond.
RLM is the Physics, Math, Astronomy building. 11th floor would be either Physics or Math, depending on which side of the building. I'm on the 16th floor. Scary.
the higher up on the floor you are, the harder classes you are taking
I knew RLM was the math building!! I even double checked with surrounding peers. Mental note to never rely on those people again.
The robber must've been an idiot, because the only people in RLM at 9:00 PM are graduate students, who have no money!!
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