Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Rap Lyric of the Day.


Driving to work today I jammed to my current obsession of a song "Sexy Can I" by Ray J...you know the lil' brother of the 5-head fallen popstar, Brandy, who was recently charged for vehicular manslaughter. Still not ringing a bell? Fine. The little brother of Moesha. 

Anyways. I was jammin' on Mopac going South when this lyric came from my radio:

"then you drop and do the split.
How you make that p*$$y talk,
Baby damn, u is da shit."

Uh...I was stunned to say the least. I had to be kind and rewind and do a 1-2 check to make sure I heard the verse correctly that had just come out of my radio.

Can I just beg the question...How many people know a female lady part that talks to you? I feel that this is an STD that has yet to be reported. If I woke up one day and my lady part was talking to me--I would flip shit. And the even sadder part would be the fact that I would have to finish quoting Ray J and say "Just pardon my manners. It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera." I just really don't think too many people would believe me when I told them my flower was talking.

This particular blog was completely inappropriate...but seriously, I think we all should know the lyrics to the music drunken fratty's are trying to dry hump us with.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i think i saw you chalking the main mall this evening...