Ok, so maybe the title is a tad extreme. He's white and she has a real ass. I get it.
But seriously, if you saw these two in action you would have sworn that a golden shower was coming any minute. Just a reminder people...the South Mall is a place for sun bathing, studying, Lou, Ultimate Frisbee wannabes, hackey sackin' hippies, and those randoms who've been practicing kung-fu lately. That's it. If I see another couple swallowing each other's faces I will throw my books at you or take your picture and post it on here. (Please, go for the latter. It makes for good blog material.)
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Hey, you might want to rethink the spelling of your title ("Sequal" really? maybe do a little spelling review now and again or read something a little higher level than Us Weekly). I'm not here, however, to make personal attacks, but to defend my actions. I apologize if I made you uncomfortable. I understand that some very lonely people or those in unhealthy relationships do not care to see the cute, happy couple enjoying a beautiful Sunday afternoon on the grass, but that does not take away our right to do so. Just as you may say what you like on this blog, I can kiss my boyfriend on the South Mall (though I do find it a little sick and perverted that you took photos for your own enjoyment). I had to look up your raunchy, fleeting cultural references and still find it hard to see the connection (a few kisses unknowingly captured on film are a far cry from releasing a staged sex tape for publicity). Anyhow, in attempt to compromise, I will do my best to keep my affections towards my significant other behind closed doors if you will try to make the content of your blog more interesting and less like the trashy magazines annoyingly placed in front of you in the line at the grocery store.
All the best,
Jessica Feldman
I'm going to defend TXOJ ...A)Sweetheart, just because no one wants to see you making out with your boyfriend in the South Mall doesn't mean they are "some very lonely people or those in unhealthy relationships" who "do not care to see the cute, happy couple enjoying a beautiful Sunday afternoon." (I laughed when I read that part...really.)Mid-afternoon make-out on the lawn = not cute. B) If you don't want to find yourself on a blog such as TXOJ...maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be making out in public in the first place.Jess, People tend to notice the awkward couple making out on a beautiful Sunday afternoon while they are trying to enjoy their study session or lunch in the sun more than the "little sick and perverted" person taking your picture. Others find it hard to not have multiple gag reflexes when you see something like you and your happy boyfriend getting down on the grass. I mean the way you're sitting on his lap would make any 8th grade boy want to yell "get a room"
...just a thought before you start attacking people for noticing the awk you were producing on the lawn.
Ya, I'm gonna go ahead and second that.. seems more like yall were just trying to get exactly this kind of attention. I mean seriously - straddling him on campus? AT LEAST go all the way and sneak into one of the UT buildings and go at it. South Mall? CHILDS PLAY
I suggest Hogg Auditorium.
La Quinta has some good specials going on right now...
Yay for skanks thinking it's cute to suck face in public places!
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