Obama's grandma is a "typical white person"

Obama recently made a statement concerning his grandmother that claimed she was afraid of strangers, and more importantly, she was sometimes afraid of black people--a.ka. a "typical white person."

Obamzi, I love you. I truly do. But you must steer clear from any topic involving race these days--especially, after the whole Jeremiah Wright crazy talk. It's just not panning out for you buddy. And why must you call your grandmother a "typical white person?" It sounds so lame. Clearly you have not gotten down with the Caucasian elders these days, at least my grandmother for that matter. Once you met her you would be more open to the bad assness that comes after the age of 65. 

Case in point, the 65+ don't have much to do with your their days but watch The Price Is Right and fantasize over Bob Barker--thus, grandma's are the best people to get your drink on with. One meeting with my potty mouth grandmother and you'll be poppin' Xanax with her while she drinks you under the table at 11 a.m.--because in grandma's words, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."