It has come to my attention recently that UT students are idiots. Myself included. While walking to class today I was about to follow aimlessly across Guadalupe's crosswalk in front of the Co-op into on coming traffic.
People, how hard is it to just watch for the white man and let him guide us safely to campus? Instead we chose to be fuck-knuckles and think cars will automatically stop for us--or better yet, we hope a UT bus will hit us so our tuition will get paid in full (and trust me, this is unsuccessful. I have tried numerous times. We're all huge female parts when it comes to getting hit intentionally.)
However, don't get all up on your high horse and think you're Jake Gyllenhaal in Bubble Boy...because you're not. If your dream is to get hit--bitches, dreams come true. Ask Professor David Garlock (pictured below) last year this man DID get hit by a car. Fortunately, he lived--but I bet he walks like an unintentional P-I-M-P these days.
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