Ew and EWWW.

The Daily Telegraph is reporting that a South Australian father and daughter are a legit couple and have done the dirty in every biblical sense--they even produced a kid that will be the most f'd up child on this earth.  Especially, after you consider the fact that they named her Celeste...which friggin' rhymes with Incest! Bastards. Who wants to start a collection fund for this kid's future therapy sessions and more rehab stints than Lindsay Hohan could ever coke her way into.

I don't even know how to stress how ew and ew this is.

Supposedly John and Jenny Deaves found love in each other after the sick pair reunited after 30 years, and were shacking it up only two weeks after their initial encounter. Jenny made a statement saying, " I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad...like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Uh... a.) Is she blind? I would never describe her sugar daddy (god, that phrase has a whole knew meaning) as "not too bad"-- he's a balding geezer. b.) If I looked across a bar and saw his image I would have to order a glass of water, sober up as quickly as possible, and get the hell out of the bar who attracts any yahoo who hits on his daughter.

Mr. Deaves states in the article that the sexual relationship is "absolutely fantastic." *chills*

Yea buddy,  I bet its "absolutely fantastic" when you're screaming at her "Who's your Daddy?!" and her only response is "You, ya dumb ass!"